One of few men in the city worth dating...

... according to him, that is.

I didn't date this guy, I don't even know him. But I couldn't resist posting this:

Voicemail message from a self proclaimed "catch."

There were a number of red flags on THIS message but my favorites:

• I get hit on 6-7 times a day.
• I write movie scripts.
• I’m Greek.
• I don’t date timid woman.
• I’m good in bed.
• I give ultimatums but don’t play games.
• There’s nothing wrong with me.
  
• I'm a very successful professional.
  
• I’m one of the greatest catches in the city.
• I believe “passive aggressive” behavior is a personality disorder.
• "Call me when you have the courage."