Every once in a while, I get an email from an online dating site of which I've actually never been a member. And each email contains a "sneak peek" at one of the profiles of a potential match via the site: one picture and the personal essay written by the guy.
Remember that part - WRITTEN, ALL OF IT, EVERY WORD, BY THE GUY THAT THIS SITE THINKS IS YOUR MATCH.
I think this latest ad is PROOF that they're getting lazy about screening the marketing messages:
GuyINeverWentOutWithButAComputerThinksIShould
I am kind, generous, creative, adventurous, sophisticated (but also still like to eat pizza at Otto with my hands), thoughtful, charming, physically fit (flat stomach and no love handles), NOT a gym/muscle head, creator, painter, scultptor, chef (i like to think so - you may not but that's ok as long as you can hang out in the kitchen and drink my wine while i pretend), fashion forward enthusiast, restaraunt maniac, skiier, wind surfer, cyclist, dreamer, funny, witty, down to earth (head in the sky), provider, leader, mentor, student and many more things.
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