Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sweet talker...

So, I'm totally not interested in this guy and he's made several attempts to get my attention online. His latest flirty message:

i guess it depends on how often youre hungry but you seem far from obese can you lift up the guitar so i can be certain? i can always arrive at store beforre you and buy up all the haagen dazs


Seriously. I didn't edit that at all so first strike, the typos. Second strike, he's a jerk.

Third strike, his description of himself:

I'm left handed, edgy. never sarcastic, with excellent kissing-lips. Although im not all that psyched about "changing the world", i'd much rather change a disturbing dynamic than to pseudo-helplesssly ride its tide. I find myself ultra-witty, with notes of oak and genius. . .. Born leader, decisive. Not a wise guy -punster type. Have been on both sides of the proverbial tracks, even been On the tracks a few times, which provide[s] me with invaluable perspective and empathy. I'd have to say im primarily an intellectual, but the feeling of working up a good physical sweat is sublime. Fine food, fresh air, witty banter, all are pleasure inducing activities.


Ew.

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