a Lover AND a Fighter

Another intriguing profile... See if you can resist this personal essay:

I often make people laugh and can be loud at times, and can be perceived as somewhat cocky. But i have a softer sweeter side too, i just need to feel comforntable with someone before that side of me can surface. I love the sport of Boxing, its one of my many passions, been knocking fools out with one punch since the lunch line, and the chow line, like a Jewish Mike T. However I do love walks on the beach with someone special, but i really like traveling and having wild adventures. I'm somewhat like Indiana Jones in that way i always find myself in crazy places full of danger. I'm for the most part a fun adventurous guy to be around, i really enjoying goofing around and can be awfully silly. I'm really a good catch, i'm unlike anyone you'd ever meet on Jdate or even the street. Here are some of my finer bullet points • Youthful, and handsome good looks.• A fat pocket. And I am liquid.• A suit collection, second to maybe, Ozwald Boateng.• A name that carries mad weight like a coke scale on the street, the beach, nightclubs and dope restaurants. Internationally.• Great genetics.• Put girls in a deep sleep from Grape Street Watts to Watts Street, Soho.• Class, Style and Dash.• Since age 10, my team played to win.• Strong Ambition since the days of Kahane. And some time in reform school to prove it.• Undefeated in the bedroom. Somewhere around XXXX-0. Give or take a few hundred wins.• Came out on top of The Ecstasy Wonder Gang Wars of the 90’s.• Street smarts and flow multiple languages.• A positive, down to earth, humble attitude.. I even volunteer to feed the homeless on Thanksgiving.

I think this must be a joke, right?