Monday, February 15, 2010

CreepyOnlineGuy

So, there's an option on the online dating site that I use that allows you to IM other members if they are also online. I tend to avoid it because the conversations typically go like this:

(for context, he said he had many stories about "crazy women" online:

Me: ok, CreepyOnlineDater, let's hear it
CreepyOnlineDater: I hesitate to tell you because you might conclude I deserved it
Me: i'm a woman. i learned in PE that no means "no"
Me: i'll trust you weren't asking for it
CreepyOnlineDater: Hmmn, they taught you that in PE.
Me: public school, you know
CreepyOnlineDater: well, let me preface this by disclosing I have cybersex on Jdate with a fair amount of frequency

Me (clicks “exit”)

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